Total Medals Earned: 1,984 (From 373 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,445 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/380 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 3/9 (35/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/210 points)
Solve the piano puzzle.
Purchase the crystal
Solve a puzzle
Escape
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/120 points)
fail to activate the metagolem by not placing enough orbs
deliver the nyxblossom to the treekeeper
water all of the trees
turn all of the NYX orbs into SOL orbs
complete all endings
Medals Earned: 28/38 (320/500 points)
15 points or more at ABC Test
20 or more points at ABC test
Find the 3 stars
Get full Score at ABC Test
Medals Earned: 14/38 (140/500 points)
win with at least 15 right answers
Find the 3 hidden stars
score 20 or more
score perfect all answers
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode