Total Medals Earned: 1,991 (From 376 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,530 Points
Medals Earned: 8/29 (65/450 points)
Achieve Silver rank or higher on any act.
Complete Act 1 to any standard.
Complete Act 2 to any standard.
Complete any stage without dying.
Play Vex 2 for 30 minutes.
Complete the tutorial to any standard.
Achieve Gold rank or higher on any act.
Achieve Perfect rank on any act.
Complete Act 3 to any standard.
Complete Act 4 to any standard.
Complete Act 5 to any standard.
Complete Act 6 to any standard.
Complete Act 7 to any standard.
Complete Act 8 to any standard.
Get blown away while hanging on to a ledge.
Land on a ramp hard enough to kill yourself.
Complete 22 stages.
Use an orange block to survive a hard fall.
Run a total of 1,500m
Collect 3 hidden stars.
Complete the tutorial without touching any checkpoints.
Hold two or more keys at the same time.
Run a total of 5,000m.
Complete all acts to any standard.
Collect half of the hidden stars.
Collect all of the hidden stars.
Get every act to minimum Gold rank.
Complete the Vexation to any standard.
Get every act to Perfect rank.
Medals Earned: 9/20 (45/235 points)
Complete Act 1 to any rank.
Complete Act 2 to any rank.
Complete Act 3 to any rank.
Complete Act 4 to any rank.
Complete Act 5 to any rank.
Complete Act 6 to any rank.
Get over 100 total deaths.
Get crushed by a pushable block.
Play the game for over one hour.
Complete Act 7 to any rank.
Complete Act 8 to any rank.
Complete Act 9 to any rank.
Hold 4 keys at one time.
Surface from swimming with one bubble left.
Achieve Perfect on any act.
Complete the Vexation to any rank.
Collect every star in the game.
Achieve Gold or better on every act.
Achieve Perfect on every act.
Beat every act in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (60/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Give the host hepatitis
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 20/24 (335/500 points)
Complete a side-mission
Inspect Stouffer's painting
Take a shit
Go to a lesson
Water your plant
Say Hello to Hammy the Hamster
Take a nap in the day
Pick a lock successfully
Watch TV
Complete 3 of the Main Missions
Collect 10 Piggymon Cards
Wear a different costume
Drink all 3 types of drink
Read every book
Complete 7 of the Main Missions
Read all pupil profiles
Collect 25 Piggymon cards
Attend every lesson
Talk to everybody
Be sick
Eat all 4 types of meal
Collect all 50 Piggymon cards
100% completion
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Complete the game.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/155 points)
Beat Maze.exe
What's in there?
Choose food
Millenium Falcon
Apple is Invading!
Search for something that will bring up a different search result.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
View The Credits
View the HowTo
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing